Tuesday, January 23, 2007

First and foremost...

You heard it here first: people will one day evolve to have a gland in their ass that dispenses toilet paper. Yep.

3 comments:

Martin Delaine said...

like silk worms. and your toilet paper would be silk cos you got class specially in yo ass!

kidfresca said...

It will be a corperate gland, geneticly designed by kleenex and paid for by Microsoft.

elephantiasisoftheblog said...

I think that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. So ridiculous it might even happen... whoa... totally gnarly thought.